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3/21/2009 Well how good are your eyesA few interesting pictures with a little more than first meets the eye
Can you see three woman in his face and the kissing couple in the rose
Can you see the dog or ten faces in the trea
THERE'S A FACE IN HERE. CAN YOU SEE IT? or CAN YOU SEE THE UNBORN BABY? with the tra and the couple waters edge
sometimesSometimes but not anymore
Some days I would wake and think ho no not another day.
I would think of all the things that I may see today on the road the accidents the road rage,
then the bad news at work like yesterday im now only working four days well five but two half days and three full days in my book is four days. no matter how they do it.
I wonder why im going to feel so tired all day and how much pain im going to get from my joints ,The flue symtoms i get that they cant do anything about.
will I be able to have a holiday this year .
the doctor tells me If I dont start to look after myself I have a 6 in ten chance of having a heart attack or stroke so I take his prescription and take another three pills aday
Then I see the bad things on the internet and think im not doing so bad I have clean water lots of food im working four full days and at least I can get all the pills I nead im not being abused by my parents nor is anyone dropping bombs on my home. so I want to share this grattitude video with you small and to the pint
3/14/2009 Subject: don't drink and driveWent to a party Mom I went to a party, 3/7/2009 Well if your bored try thisA great game show
remember who wants to be a millionare
Well this is a good game for free you pick a box and see how your nerves stand up to waiting till you think the gong will go before you click on open the box
click the link bellow
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If you new Tommy CooperI met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent
I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best before End'
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.' I said 'No, just a watch
I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then?'
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bi-satchel
I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera
I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, its P something T something R.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.' I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No this is for the custard.'
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me..'
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'
I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'
I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said 'Eurostar' I said 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'
I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'
A waiter asks a man, 'May I take your order, sir?' 'Yes,' the man replies. 'I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?' 'Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die |
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